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| - Why spend hundreds of dollars bribing douchebag VIP hosts and currying favor with fickle tourist divas in the hopes of MAYBE scoring the proverbial happy ending? The Red Rooster is a sure bet: people come here to party and to get laid, and don't bullshit about it. It's a club without all the pretense and poseurs!
Run by a genial middle-aged couple out of their sprawling private residence, the Red Rooster is just plain folks, drinking and dancing and getting frisky. Definitely not a room full of Barbies and hardbodies... but on the plus side, you won't be judged, ridiculed or taken advantage of. People are welcoming and friendly, and you can definitely get some here, if your standards aren't impossibly high (or even reasonably high, truth be told)!
But even if you're not into having sex with strangers in public, this is the best entertainment deal in Vegas, hands down! The people watching is phenomenal, with reality shows, dramas and pornos playing out LIVE in every corner. The liquor policy is BYOB, but you check your bottle in at the bar, and they label it with your name and will pour you drinks all night long as you wander around in a state of sensory overload. I had a BLAST here, and I didn't have sex with anyone or engage in anything more risque than a little booty-shaking on the dance floor (yes, there is a dance floor and dj spinning Top 40 hits)! The best part is, Looky-Lous (as I admittedly was) are not frowned upon, and it's prefectly cool to just have a drink and kick back and enjoy the show.
If you do want to participate, though, there are ample opportunities and extensive facilities -- a couples-only area upstairs, and an orgy room, indoor pool area, and myriad cozy little fuck-worthy nooks & crannies downstairs.
Definitely not for the shy or faint of heart... but if you're into a different kind of experience that takes the idea of recreation to the next level, try it out!
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