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  • Um - first - about the "food" ....... they tagged it as "Chicken Parmesan" ........ the "chicken was disgusting, not a chicken breast, as you may expect & desire, nope; instead, it was a pre frozen, nuked, mechanically molested hunk of sludge with the consistency of a firm tofu; or month old pudding; covered in canned red sauce & processed cheese. Also on same plate, was, what I guess, a penne pasta covered in an unpleasant & strong smelly liquid pool of goo.The very worst food I've ever came across..... EVER. - bar none. - Now, as for "the theme" of this joint, well, it makes no sense at all, for anyone with a brain. ..... ya, they might pump the old tunes through the place, but that's where the vibe ends.The decor is a wanabee attempt at cool; just a bunch of props scattered about the room, no real thought went into it, the result : a big yawn. Our "waiter", um ..... "Fonzie" .... wise cracked that I should be named his name, ( for wearing a black leather jacket ) ; guess what - some customers might not like being insulted, with idiotic jabs- I didn't find his "joke" funny in any way . I happen to love cooking myself & am pretty sure that I know what good food should be like, this was BAD FOOD..... With the chicken being the way it is, I don't even want to think what the rest of thier "menu" is like. I also happen to be a serious Mid Century collector,in this department, they've stuck a 57 Chev on the wall for some dumb reason & slapped up a few Marilyn pictures, real thrilling. ( Wow, I actually thought I was travelling back in the 50's - NOT. This dump strikes out on all counts- it only exists due to a bar, tasteless patrons, the confused; & the clueless. They should rename it " Crappy Daze".
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