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  • When I read the words, FANCY, and Fine, and European. I have a complete fantasy that these words would match the luxurious descriptors the name of the company uses. Dry, tiny, day old, expensive, tasteless, lack, lack, lack, and shamefully using words that do not match my experience of Fancy, fine, delicious European delicacies. The chocolate croissant was like eating a two day old brick with a few bits of chocolate and chocolate garnish. The Eclair, was tiny, and creamy, but tiny, tiny, tiny for the coins spent. The brownie bites, were so small, a child wouldn't be filled up on them. They were the best of the order, still, I'm paying money for a sweet craving, wtf! I get fine dining and designer dishes are small and designed, but come on, ripping me off is not cool. Last but not least, macaroon, what's the fucking point! Overall experience with this not so fancy, not fine at all, not European in my European blood. Just an overall bad experience. Never again! Quality does not match the money you spend. Go to Dunken doughnuts, you will at least know the quality level of fast food doughnuts. At least you get the sugar bang for the buck.
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