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  • Zumanity is part burlesque, part cabaret and part strip-tease. From the moment you sit down, characters will begin to push your limits of comfort. This 18+ show will deliver a night you will never forget. - Extremely Sexual, Yet Classy - Amazing Acrobatics - Naughty Crowd Interaction - Interesting Storyline - Topless Only Unfortunately for all of those people expecting to see a nice topless acrobatic show, you'll also be greeted with an acrobatics chest: none. There are however a few woman that are "fluffy" walking around ready to whip theirs out for show. Zumanity is marketed as the Sensual Side of Cirque du Soleil and that is no lie. This performance is VERY different from any other show they offer. The performers will give you a really good show if you sit in the front row where I was at with my wife. From sitting on your lap to pulling you on-stage, the show is provocative and seductive. From the beginning you are taken on a sexy thrill ride of naughty fun. The characters started a dildo sword fight with an elderly man in the front who happily obliged. After that, they singled out my friends wife for her, well, rack. Spotlight and all! I'll have to leave the different acts for you to figure out, because they are all geared at a different preference. I liked half, while the other were just slightly interesting. While this should have been one experience that "stayed in Vegas", I'll let it out there for all of you Yelpers to bask in. To make a long story short, through the various perks of sitting in the front row (view, characters on you at times) there is also the opportunity for an awkward moment. Enter: Mistress of Sensuality Edie. Part man, part woman, part sexual goddess. Edie thought it keen at the end of the show during the "orgy" to pull me on stage *GULP*. This wasn't bad until Edie had me lay on the two "fluffy" ladies where the begin to caress my chest and play with my hair while I gaze into the audience from the rotating stage for my wife's approval. It was a interesting experience and I can say that while the show as a whole was OK, the experience is one I will not be able to forget. As always, an amazing performance from Cirque du Soleil.
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