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  • The miscreant mutt and i ended up in the greater Berea vicinity this morning looking to have breakfast in the Metropark. I figured maybe a coffee shop/bistro would have some dainty croissants or something in downtown. No dice. Apparently in this bustling college town, no one wakes up before noon. So we wandered and a familiar name caught my eye. Spudnuts. I used to pass the one in Mentor every day. Gave it a go. The donuts are HUGE. Not the little two bites and you're done numbers from Dunkin Dollars or even Giant Falcon. Three of these put me down for the count until five in the afternoon. Crullers were airy and rich(can that be?), blueberry filled was gushing with vitamin rich fruit goodness, and the apple fritter(which my dog passed on,wtf) was the size of my head. They also had gas station cappuccino straight from the machine( i believe that machine was first conceived by cappuccin monks during the 16th century). Got a small. We ate in the park as everyone jogged by. My buck fifty frame swallowing donuts must piss off people who were sweating just to drop a couple lbs. All i was missing was a cigarette to look like a real a-hole. The actual establishment looks like an old construction trailer outfitted with diner stools. Very kitschy. Help was very nice. Another of their specialties is ice cream. Diet food central.
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