THE WORST SERVICE. We started out with a quick 35 minute wait for a party of six--no big deal for a Friday night in Central Phoenix. But then we got GABBY. And I hope that you don't too. She declined us the opportunity to place our order three times--"Let me get your water" then "let me grab your drinks" then "I'll be right back." But then she never came back, and 45 minutes after sitting down we hadn't ordered. Then my friend went to the bar to get a beer because he declared that it would be faster than waiting for Gabby. We all protested his actions at first, but then realized that he was right--Gabby never came. When Gabby finally rolled around (long after my friend retrieved a beer from the bar), we told her we were going to venture elsewhere where they would actually take our order (and noted that she served our apps to the table next to us). She proclaimed "this has never happened before," which we could only assume meant that she had never waited a table ever, because otherwise we were sure it must happen often given her performance. And then we left because there are a lot of good places in Central Phoenix with delicious burgers. Why waste your time here? We wandered over to the Parlor and were happily served delicious pasta and pizza. Now we're hoping this terrible cheeseburger place closes and makes space for something deserving of our beloved neighborhood.