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  • Ew lol It's edible at least, but very low quality. It's good drunk food, because you want something greasy when you're crunked. We went sober though. He ordered some kind of greasy burger with thin curly fries, and I got the salad and a vanilla milkshake, and we split a pulled porc nacho apetizer with 4 chicken wings ontop. I'm happy the cheese stayed gooey the entire time for the nachos, but there was hardly any salsa. I'm happy the chips weren't too salty, but everything felt very "out of the can". Didn't feel like restaurant food. It felt like they went to a local grocery store and bought everything pre-made and threw it all together. Very disapointing. The guacomole side dip was totally bland. The pulled porc was wierd, but it's sauce was yummy. The chicken wings were yummytoo but all different sizes. Ate the 2 large ones first, and the 2 tiny ones 10 min later, which hardened from the air conditioner blasting ontop of us. The Vanilla Milkshake came with whipped cream and a candy cherry ontop, and they gave me the a the metal cup with the rest of the milkshake in it on the side which was nice of them. The milkshake itself was fine, but very little for almost 10$, I finished it in a few gulps. The whipped cream was warm and gross, and I personally hate candy cherries unfortunately. I wanted the smores milkshake, but when they told me the marshmallows were raw, and not toasted, I dismissed it. The salad was a joke lol SO MUCH LETTUCE! and they compiled my 4 selected ingredients all ontop to make it look good, but there was nothing underneath besides a tone of lettuce. Avocado was one of my selections, but they only gave me 1/5th of it and left it whole on the side of my bowl. The bowl shape was very cool though, it was tilted up, I think that was my fav part lol the havarti cheese was thinly sliced and not flavorful. My date looked nausious from all the grease from his burger, and he didn't touch his fries. I was afraid to even try one, they looked like very sad curly fries... so thin. I really liked the way the restaurant was decorated, but the air conditioning was way too much, we were freezing cold x,x Gave me a serious case of nippleitis which forced me to slouch my back to hide them behind the high counter cause I didn't want to embarass myself on my 1st date with that guy... thank god my shirt was black! The person sitting behind my date kept on hitting the bench seat and jerking my date forward lol The waitress was incredibly polite, but there were way too many people there. Once it got crowded, it took forever to be noticed and leave.
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