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Shopping for the ones you love.
Matching the right gift to that special someone is always a challenge, but it doesn't need to be. Not anymore.
May I suggest the Yard House at Fashion Square?
Start your shopping here with some of Yard House's spectacular IPA flights, enough to insure you're buzzing like a high-voltage power line. Now it's time to get started with that shopping.
Take the short stroll to the information booth inside the mall, its just a few short steps away from the Yard House. This is where they sell gift certificates redeemable at any of the Fashion Square shops.
Next, inquire that the clerk run your card through the thingy to see what its limit is. Once you know the available limit, your judgment, sufficiently impaired from pre-shopping activities, will allow you to throw caution to the wind as you go balls on your loved ones. This is how I never fail to match the right gift with that special someone.
But here's where it gets tricky.
DO NOT max out the card.
I suggest leaving at least a hundred on it for your immediate return to the Yard House, where you''ll find refuge from all your holiday shopping madness.
Once safely at the Yard House, finish off your holiday spree with another couple rounds and some delicious chicken wings, again, being prudent to not max out the card.
Leave at least twenty bucks for the cab ride home.
PS. If possible, don't go shopping the same day as your wife. This will allow you to safely sneak out the house with HER Visa card.
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