I feel like Mugatu (played by Will Ferrell) in Zoolander (watch, it's only 5 secs of your life): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AG7LjVCj50Y. I am SO SURPRISED by the reviews here! Did I come on a bad night?! This place was seriously bad!
I went there with a bunch of friends and it was just underwhelming. Given the lack of customers, service was pretty slow. There were only a few menus for us to look at, and the ones that we got were covered with crayon and torn-- but the waitress was nice.
My friends got the gazpacho but they said that it was fermented (i.e., old). I tried it and thought the same, WTH?
I got the Courier burger-- simple bacon cheeseburger with fries. The burger was huge but it was extremely dry like sandpaper. I hate putting ketchup and mustard on a burger, but I had to just to get the moisture back in my mouth! The fries are NOT fries, they're potato wedges. Have you ever been to Mcdonalds? Fries should look and taste like that. Com'on.
I then got The Headliner (two scoops of ice cream with fudge, peanuts, whip cream and a cherry). It was okay, but nothing spectacular-- Joe Schmo who lives out in the dumpster could've made it...probably faster too. Given that we were one of the few groups in the restaurant, it took way too long to make it.
Courier Cafe is overrated.