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| - Believe it or not, I had more fun in the daytime at Bare sitting in VIP than I did at Tao later that night, also sitting in VIP (but that night only - I absolutely love Tao). I feel the need to emphasize this "VIP" crap because honestly, I find it hard to have a good time in Las Vegas when you're not in VIP. It is an issue of personal space and privacy. I'm not bougie - if you look at all my nightlife reviews, most "hip" clubs I've had the displeasure of visiting get 1-2 stars, while the nastiest dives get 3-5.
Two girlfriends and I walked into Bare around 1 PM on a Saturday. Upon our arrival, we were presented with 3 VIP bracelets. Umm..and the rest is history. The back VIP area is perfect for people watching (aka staring at bare breasts - most of them fake, of course). From what I gather, in order for men to get access to these coveted bungalows, they face a minimum of $1000 charge to their credit card. As for the ladies, you know the Vegas drill. Are you good looking? Do you look like you could be employed by a high class prostitution ring? Alright! The world is your oyster!
Oh, and speaking of oysters, I tried the lobster tacos, which I don't recommend. I can't tell you if the drinks were yummy or not, because all I ever order are gin & tonics, and vodka tonics.
The guy to girl ratio in VIP is 1 to 4, which is fine by me. Let's face it - Las Vegas doesn't attract the classiest crowds, and I'm not here to meet my future husband.
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