Willy St Fair:
The singularly most disappointing execution of a BLT that I have ever eaten. I normally would not review a restaurant based on a street fair; this misunderstanding of the BLT was so egregious that it pushes me to speak up.
A BLT is a savory umami sandwich that should have the crunch of lettuce as well as toast. Wonderbread, iceberg, and turkey bacon can produce a passable BLT which would certainly be more satisfying than what I was served.
Points of contention:
This was served on a bun. A bun that was sweet and not toasted.
The only savory or umami element was bacon jelly; this just added more sweetness, and no salinity.
The bacon on this sandwich was replaced with pork belly. That's it, just pork belly. Not smoked salted pork belly which references the missing bacon. Just fatty pork belly.
Finally there was no crunch to this.
Upon finishing the 'BLT' I was forced to find a place to sit and wait out the diabetes feelings. A feeling similar to eating an entire slightly undercooked apple fritter was with me for hours.
Recalling the experience days later, my stomach turns.