Awesome, awesome Tiki bar!
I was visiting from Chicago and my friends had been talking up Porco all weekend. We finally went on Saturday night and I have to say it exceeded all expectations.
Staff was incredibly helpful and friendly. While waiting for a table we grabbed one of the standing ones and proceeded to take our name off the list, but they still came around later and offered a sit down table. Our server gave great drink suggestions to our group and had a stellar sense of humor. The hodgepodge collection of tiki stuff decorating the place really added to the experience too.
I don't really remember all the drinks I ordered but I can tell you I did get the Zombie. 5+ ounces of rum and it was still delicious. Almost ordered another one but then my sensibilities kicked in. Or my friends were leaving. Whichever.
Forget LeBron, Porco's should be the #1 attraction in Cleveland.