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  • review of the time share presentation only since we didn't stay there. we took a bus from luxor to go to this time share presentation from the lure of $100 in gaming chips. WOO! we had nothing better to do so we hopped on the bus and it took forever to get to this place. close to the strip MY ASS. i wondered that if i did end up buying the time share with my imaginary money, i'd definitely need a car to get to the strip and back. anyway, we get to the time share presentation and the three of us get barbie girl as our salesperson. we told her right away we were there for the gaming chips and she said she needed to pitch us anyway. she told us all this mumbo jumbo and gave us a tour of the facilities. pretty cool but it's so effing far from the strip and you can stay at hotel condos on the strip or close to it like the MGM signature. why would you stay here? the furniture and kitchen are were nice and big and i remember seeing a bath tub in a random part of the room. the sex room. hahaha. anyway after the tour she comes back and gives us a free lunch which was supposed to be "amazing" but it was nasty. i could have crapped out a better lunch blind. plus the cookies were stale and the coffee was nasty. blech. she gave her pitch we said no, she walked back and forth and gave us lower and lower deals and we said no. she said thanks and we go to another room with another man who looked like his job was to close deals we said no. he gave us a ridiculous deal that was way below what the other lady gave us. uh.... so is that what it's really worth? we said no. then we go to another guy who has the "chips" and he tries again but not as hard and we say no and give us our chips. he finally gives it to us and we go back to luxor and we realize the chips were the ones that we had to turn into real chips so we couldn't just cash it out. we play until we can turn them into real chips, cash it out, and leave, 5-6 hours later. I still talk about this experience to friends and it's a funny convo starter so for that i give it one more star. one star for the cash. zero stars for the food and sales pitch. blech.
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