ok listen, people.
you don't go to steve's for good food. you go to steve's because you
A) are soaked with liquor at 3am and you need something solid to soak up the alcohol before you have the _____ to whip your _____ out at _____ who's beggin for it right now
B) love hearing the cook yell obscenities and threaten to turn off the fryer after some group of popped collar fruitcakes just ordered 4 chicken dinners during post last call rush
C) are planning on pickup up a lady of the night
D) got dragged there by your friends because they are showing you where Cleveland goes to get sober after your friend's baby shower-kegger