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  • OK, so this was interesting. This is a giant complex of buildings and transportation devices. Large flying machines land on specially built paths, and then pull up to the building and disgorge their contents. Then they have more contents loaded into them, and then they pull out on to the pathways and fly away. And get this. The contents are PEOPLE. People just like you and me. Before you get on the plane other nice people with blue hands caress you and make sure you still have your car keys and that your laptop works. You can walk to the Engorgement Funnel from there, or you can stand still on a moving conveyor belt, which still isn't fast enough for some people because they walk on it. It's disconcerting. There are all sorts of things to see and buy. Everything is expensive, probably because it was brought in on one of the flying machines. When you get outside the building, there are other machines to take you to a special place to rent a smaller machine, where they will attempt to sell you hundreds of dollars of insurance that you don't need, right, Dollar Rent a Car, you bastards? Anyway, it's a miraculous conglomeration of machines, rolling, flying, and sweeping their human cargo every which way.
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