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| - Okay, I came to this place a lot for karaoke last year. It was fun cause I could take off my shirt and stuff and no one cared. They also had bar bingo which was a sure fire way to get drunk for under $15.
Recently, a lot of friends were raving about the pizza, which I have had a few times before. I remember it being what I call "bar pizza". Pizza that is doey and fluffy, tastes good when you are sober but even better when you are drunk, however at the end of the day there is nothing special or redeeming about it. Think of Pizza Hut or frozen pizza you may purchase at a grocery store.
I gave the pizza another try. Perhaps I was wrong. No, it was the same doey, bar pizza. Not amazing by any standards. I asked the pizza mAker about the inspiration behind their pizza, his response "I don't know... My mom bought a lot of tombstone when we were kids".
Aside from this pizza with a bad personality, the beer is way over priced, they don't even serve straub or pbr. The bartender told me they "we're trying to get rid of that crowd". The crowd however added to the subpar experience. The best I can describe it is Bloomfield's jersey shore.
In conclusion, if you wanna eat wack pizza, pay to much for beer while being surrounded by douches Caliente is the place for you! The best thing this place can offer is they DO serve pizza till 2 pm.
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