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  • Dear Menu Decision Makers of the Green Valley Feast Buffet: It almost brings a tear to my eye having to determine if you are now a "Meh. Ive experienced better" or now an A-OK in my book. I opted to go with the A-OK because me and you go way back. For those that know me I am a simple girl with simple taste buds and I do not seek out those razzle dazzle fancy pants buffets that most enjoy. That is why I thought we had a good thing going here Feast Buffet. I mean you are always sending me coupons telling me you like me and want me to come back for a visit. That is why I can not understand for the life of me why you have replaced your mac and cheese (my favorite item) on your menu with "chili mac and cheese". The first time this impostor mac and cheese and I came into contact it took my breath away, and not in a good way. I immediately became panicked and it through off my entire routine. After I calmed down and collected my thoughts I tried to give you the benefit of the doubt and think maybe you had some ingredients you needed to use up so you decided to through the kitchen sink into the simplest staple item on any decent buffet. Fast forward to our next encounter. The chili mac and cheese is still there and now it looks like it has a permanent home. I don't know what to do. At this point I have told my husband you and I are through until you get your act together. No one likes chili mac and cheese.. what is this a family reunion? Take a look at the pot, there is usually one poor soul who has taken a scoop of this nonsense because they are either color blind and doesn't notice the mac and cheese now has a horrible burnt sienna hue to it or maybe just feels bad that no one else is eating it. This is a test of our friendship Feast Buffet. The ball is in your court.
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