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  • It was late friday evening, as we complete our treasure hunt with limited crafty success we were told the store was closing (immediately). True enough it was nine-ish, a state of sadness pours over me not having another hour of hunting glory. That only means one thing... Time to check-out and drown my sorrows with what little liquid asset I hold dear to my heart (and belly). {walk up to the cashier} {fondling my behind} SHIT! Me: Sorry, I left my wallet in my car. I'll go get it. Cashier: Where's your car? choices a) outside -parking lot steps away- (Me) b) huh!? -lcbo interrogation method. act dumb- c) not nearby but I'm standing here just for show Me: outside Cashier shouts to a staff to unlock the door. My friend heads out to retrieve money. She is still very curious where the car is. {a cloud bubble forms over her} (5 seconds elapse) Cashier: Where's your car? Out·side.. a) a city in scandinavia ? (Cashier) b) a chinese word for WTF ? c) does not compute (another 5 sec pass) My friend returns with payment and we're allowed to leave.
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