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  • The idea of needles make me nervous, but needles in my face make me sweaty and want to roll into a fetal position. So, when picking a professional to inject stuff into my face, I'm pretty choosy. I've had some pretty bad experiences in the past from an inexperienced face fixer. For example, A few years ago I was given a "Spock" eyebrow. I walked around for about a month with one single arched eyebrow. Everywhere I went people stood by in anticipation for something insightful, interesting or sexy to spout from my mouth. It's like being Chuck Norris or the Dos Equis most interesting man alive yet having nothing interesting to say. It's a real let down for people. I started going to LaVida a year ago and it's been bliss Ever since! They have lifted and poofed all my dents, scratches, and facial fender benders without making me look like an emotionless plastic 40 year old with duck lips. In fact, nobody has even guessed or knows that I get Botox!
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