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  • Navigating through space on this giant rocked so surely named Terra I find myself utterly confused and nearly constantly hungry. Upon my many travels I have found myself being forced to eat food other bipedal carbonoids have made for me. This place was full of many such creatures. All of those employed by this Earth station were genuinely nice and more than willing to service any such needs as long as they were confined to the ramifications of their rule book or "menu." Where I am from we do not eat mammals, fish, or anything that may have been ripped from their bodies no matter how willing they may have seemed. I order a plain baked potato, steamed broccoli, potatoes fried in the french style and a plain vegetable style burger. I asked if our human service representative would bring them out one at a time in alphabetical order(as is the custom where I am from) and they kindly obliged. All of the food tasted exactly as I remembered learning they would taste. Our human representative checked in on us intermittently while servicing other tables full of flesh bags. They visited our table a total of 9 times which I found to be nearly perfect. The only problem I encountered was with the other "humans" that were visiting this station in search of food. They seemed mostly ruder and totally unkempt. For this I felt what you would call empathy for our service person. Surely they deserve to be treated better during their short time on this space sphere. Perhaps Applebee's should consider giving their future station visitors an I.Q. test before allowing them to enter the establishment.
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