If you read the Oatmeal as religiously as I do, you'll know printers are out to ruin out lives! {http://theoatmeal.com/comics/printers}
Obviously mine like to crap out right around a huge visual project or around term paper time. You can forget about spending $80 at Staples to pick up a new cartridge because this alway happens the night before.
During one of these "fuck you humans" morning, I used Yelp to find a printshop by my place and this was the first one on the list. A clean uncluttered space for all my school printing needs. The owner is there most days and is very helpful. Make sure you save your doc as a PDF as well are the original file in case they don't carry the program.