I've been angry all day thinking about my meal last night.
Porterhouse steak says "for two - $49" on the menu. It turns out they charge $49 per person for it. Now I'm wishing I had complained - because the meat was so tough and old tasting I'm furious I wasted $100 when we didn't even eat it.
Wine was unpleasant - $75/bottle. Music was so loud I had to shout into my date's ears to be heard. Dessert was $10 for a bowl of cheap ice cream with a cheap supermarket cone artistically turned upside down in it. The server told us not to bother with the peach dessert - it's just canned peaches.
Tripe chips are tasteless. Cooked eggplant was tasteless. Something came with a dipping sauce that was crunchy and unchewable. Not one item we ordered was edible.
$350 for two people. F*** this place.