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  • "I really enjoy this place but I'm a little offended by their blatant disregard to hire a few unattractive females"- No one. Ever. (Actually it's 2016, someone's offended) Now that we've cleared the air we can discuss the official clothing line of women who own Cadillacs and buy pumpkin seeds from Whole Foods; Lululemon. I have a few concerns I would like to pass on to company management. First is that I find myself requiring laundry detergent in my shower since the purchase of your products. On numerous occasions I had believed I was naked, only to discover myself fully dressed in lulu. Secondly I have noticed myself bleeding from the ears listening to friends complain of the "high" prices for clothing. Perhaps management may want to consider selling pop tarts at the check out registers for those with chain wallets who have yet to decide if the word "quality" is going to join their vocabulary in 2016. My last concern is about the sanctity of marriage. Does this company ever stop to think about the countless marriages ruined by taking 34 years of woman and waving a spandex wand to magically eliminate 10 of those years? We can only hope this revitalized confident woman has the will power to say, "namaste with my husband." In conclusion I would like to personally thank Lulu for their continued support of holistic medicine by keeping guys off viagra and on the playing field. 5 stars looks good on you Lulu.
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