Shame on my AMEX booking service who told me this was a 3.5 star hotel. The place is decent and convenient to everything. The spa in the middle looked a bit shady, but to my dismay it was a completely legitimate spa. There's a Thai restaurant there which is weird, but I heard from multiple sources it's really good despite the appearance.
1.) Friendly staff
2.) Comfy beds
3.) I didn't get murdered in my sleep