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| - If you can't stand stale cigarette smoke, are grossed out by dirty bathrooms, dislike noisy music and even noisier people; leave, because the Double Down does not apologize and does not accommodate whiners. This is the type of bar that locals buzz about and you have to at least visit once to understand what everyone is talking about.
Once you stumble past the uneven stone patio and burly bouncers, you've walked into a movie set where amazing (and sometimes awful) things happen. Walls are covered floor-to-ceiling in offensive art and random taggings, the lighting is perfect if you've been on a three-day bender, and when the band is wailing you can't hear yourself think. The atmosphere, despite its rough appearance, has always been welcoming and dare I say.. whimsical?
If you're not in the mood to be yelling into the ear of the person next to you just to have a conversation, you may want to come here during their happy hour.. or Tuesday nights for Punk Rock Bingo! Prizes include melted CD's, ash trays, broken toys, etc.
Things to love about the Double Down:
Ass Juice (1 for $4 or 2 for $9!)
The best punk rock jukebox in town
Vintage porn
Great conversation with locals
Puke insurance
Things to avoid about the Double Down:
Their bathrooms
Bacon martinis
Shitty parking lots
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