Ok, I get it. You're the hipster spot with the orange bike in the front.
I get it. Your wait staff is cooler than me, and has had the trendy style tattoos since before they trendy.
But really, the wait staff sucks. Slow, and unprofessional, and in no way hospitable.
The food is not bad, the prices can be a bit lower.
but i'd fire everyone if i was the owner, and install self-service lanes like in Fresh & Easy.
I'd rather have a robot greet me than a angsty 20something with an attitude.