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  • Cheerio! Good friends! I went here last night dressed in my finest. I was chauffeured in my stretch Hummer limo. I was accompanied by my lovely wife, she is 90% plastic, 10% human, just as the good Lord intended. The good Lord, being me. As I entered the establishment I saw many people that were clearly beneath me. I was taken aback by the amount of liberals that littered the place! I had to wipe my furrowed brow with my 2000 silk thread count kerchief when I realized how boring, bland, and tasteless the clientele here were. I promptly informed my wife that if she were to keep such friends as these tasteless liberals I would have to beat her more than I already do, and that, my friends, would be quite the tragedy. Being the daring sort that I am, I agreed to be seated. I found the wine list to be quite good, however, the food was, as the other brilliant, sophisticated, reviewer "Boyd" had mentioned, just too boring and tasteless, coincidentally, just like the insulting, low brow liberals that littered the place. When I got back to my mansion, I forced my wife to write a strongly worded letter to the management, and then I made dinner arrangements for the following weekend with my finest, richest, nobly conservative friends, the Koch brothers. Sincerely, A gigantic, judgmental, yet well-groomed prick
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