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  • OH HELL NO! No air conditioning in a JUMP PARK in LAS VEGAS in the MIDDLE OF SUMMER!? Big momma don't like to sweat. Period. I got a Groupon deal for this place and the pictures looked nice, so I thought I'd give it a go. When I walked in, it was like a giant sauna full of unruly little Mexican kids. (I can say this, because I too am Mexican-so there!) It was the most miserable hour of my life. After 20 minutes my kids-who LOVE trampolines- were begging to leave. They had killed 3 Gatoraids and 1 water bottle and were sweating their asses off. So gross, so unacceptable. No thanks! Next time I will take them to Flippin Out on Craig where it's nice and air conditioned. Also, my husband pointed out that men's bathroom was filthy and only 1 out of the 3 toilets was working. I wasn't willing to even try to check out the ladies' bathroom. Thankfully my little girls didn't need to use it. 2 nice things I will say: #1) There was plenty of staff keeping it safe and keeping a watchful eye #2) The rented shoes were a nice touch, as they allowed the kids a cool Spider Man effect that allowed them to climb the walls-where they were promptly yelled at by the staff and told to "GET DOWN!" *shrugs*
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