Finally decided to try this place out. And got exactly what I was expecting, complete and utter blah.
I have been walking by this place, which is run by a nice chinese family, everyday on my way to work and it always made me chuckle. It used to be a grilled cheese place (which was alright/blah) for about 2 weeks but the last I heard they got a conditional pass and then voila Slab Burger appeared, run by the same people.
The funny thing about this place is that they often are closed, with brown paper draped over the windows with a have a hand written sign in the window saying saying "we ran out of beef" or "too many people bought our deal and we have no beef". It also appears to be open at random times, eg: some sundays it is closed all day while on other week nights it appears to be open abnormally late.
When I finally sat down to eat the famous Slab burger there was really nothing that separated it from heating up a frozen burger myself. This was quite out of line with the most recent review, perhaps Jenika is actually just one of the owners?