I finally know the truth. I was sent a letter by Hogwarts, it just went to my neighbors. The mistake has been rectified and I have been admitted into the wizarding world. How'd I find out? Well, my induction ceremony was my trip to Bitter & Twisted - which is basically what a bar would be like in Harry Potter - specifically a Potions class.
There is a real elongated feel here. Like the room has been permanently stretched after being put in front of a fun mirror at the circus. The chairs are long. The ceiling is high. Basically it's Hogwarts from the movies, but with a drop of elegance from the Victorian Era - truly the perfect combo.
Once the layout takes your breathe away, the drinks will stupefy you. So many options and each is as mesmerizing as a double rainbow. I got a red one that seemed to fizz, but tasted like orange soda with vodka. Like I said it's basically Potions class from Harry Potter.
I didn't get food because I just didn't see the point. I was too focused on trying to figure out what new drink I wanted to taste, and getting one of the tables that had Mario available to play while you sipped on your beverage.
I give Bitter & Twisted my official stamp of approval. The stamp isn't licensed or approved by any legislative or governing body, but dag nab it, you're going to a restaurant created by magic, who needs that muggle stuff!