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  • I must say that I've wasted 40 years of my life not getting colonics. I just had my very first one here. And oh my goodness my poopshoot is so clean you can eat out of it. Lmao gross. But seriously. This place is great and talk about spicspan. It is so clean from top to bottom is sanitized. She had a vibrating machine in the lobby to use for free to loosen you up prior to your life changing butthole cleansing experience. She stays super late too to accommodate reallyany schedule. My appointment was at 7. Got there at 7:20 went in and start at 7:40 and finished up by 10! Well we got to talking. I stayed on for about 75 minutes even though the time slot is only 45. She wanted to make sure my first visit was a good one and it was. Nothing was uncomfortable or awkward. For 59 I got all that time, two additional mix ins that feel like they do a deep thorough digging further up, kale chips and seaweed which are both new to me and so good. I really am hooked. Although I won't be able to afford three visits initially I'm really going to make this a biweekly or in the least a monthly cleaning. It releases a ton of back pain I was having. Can't imagine how much crap literally was stuck up in there for four decades. Enjoy that visual. Okay so in conclusion GO HERE IMMEDIATELY IF YOU HAVE NEVER HAD ONE OR YOU'RE LOOKING FOR A TOP NOTCH SPOT!! Can't say enough of this place and the owner. She's so passionate about healthy living and passing on her knowledge to make a real health changing experience to the human life. Just chatting with her makes you want to make life changes for the better. I am the least healthy person I know. I'm obese, diabetic, severe scoliosis and just a a real mess with pills popped all day for the pain and ailments. She made me feel like she cared about my health and she wants to make a difference for me and open my eyes to the junk we're force fed all day from greedy corporate money machines that pound on our food and abuse our consumer meats. She wasn't condescending in the least. She's 49 and looks amazing. I really feel like she's going to be a huge success with her clean office and her knowledge and accommodations. She's not the type to get rich quick. This is her craft and she's awesome at it. And damnit if I forgot her name. Sorry girl! Thank you for my first experience and I will be back as soon as I can be.
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