I did not think it was possible to have Chinese delivery this bad. Every last offering was just the worst it could be. The rice was old and dry. The chicken greasy and... off (I will not go so far as to say spoiled, but I would like to). The beef dishes couldn't be eaten because they were tough, dry, and... um. leathery, yea - that's it. beef flavored leather.
I only ordered from this restaurant because they pinned a flyer to my door advertising the establishment as "New York Style Chinese Take Out", and if the meal that I received is what people in New York get for Chinese take out I really feel bad for them.