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  • Ok, in theory Fat Sandwich is kind of funny. Imagine this as a business proposal. Let's blare (and I'm talking BLARE) classical music early on a Sunday morning to get the goat of all the hungover college kids coming in looking like zombies. Make the kids wince under the horrible fluorescent lighting as they try to read the menu and massage their throbbing temples. Make the menu misleading, never saying that all the things you think you're getting as side orders are actually stuffed onto a sandwich, that thanks to all the necessary bells and whistles, doesn't actually have much of the main substance you ordered said sandwich for. Charge upwards and onwards of acceptable prices. Never, ever clean the bathrooms and in fact, add in artificial pee scents. Watch money roll in. Now let's be serious here. This is reality. I'm not in college any more, I don't have a lot of money, I'm hungover, I don't want my fries smashed into a sandwich and all I want is a goddamn meal, not some novelty on a plate. Pass.
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