I'll write this review in "letters to Frankie's" style:
Dear Frankie's,
Your drinks are amazing. When I show up here in the middle of the day on any random day I am always pleased. One time I showed up and the costumed cast of beetle juice was there... Another time I came after a fancy social event and met some great strangers... I used to live so close to you that I could walk over, and stumble home. It made me super happy. As an avid lover of rum and all things tiki, this place has my name written ALL OVER IT. As misspelled and poorly written as it may be... It's there. Thank you for existing. I bring all my out of townies here. I love you Frankie.
Love, Karlee