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  • So I figured I'd give this place one more try. You see because the first time we ate here they tried to kill me. An assassin placed the tip of a mechanical pencil in my sushi. I bit into a sushi roll and I pulled out a hard plastic tube from a mechanical pencil. You would not believe the look my wife gave me when I pulled that damn thing out of my mouth. it look like it had been cut in half so I can only assume that when they're making the rice in the back they Musta had some free time and decided to answer the age-old question: "which is mightier: the pen or the sword?" Or maybe they were just playing around with their ninja swords and I don't fucking know. But anyway. So now it's a few months later and I went back to see if the assassins of the kitchen would make an attempt on my life again. And we had a couple rolls and what I really found was that the sushi there is just kind a limited, it's kind of blah. I think with this place is actually known for is there teppanyaki, which I haven't had because it's not really my thing so I can't really speak to it. Could be amazing I guess you'll just have to find out and let us know. I should say that when they tried to kill me with the pen in the sushi trick they were nice enough to remove the roll from the bill. I wife actually wanted to walk out at that point, I was disgusted and mortified at myself when I finish the meal. Shameless for the purposes of science. And now looking back on it I think I'm a little disgusted in myself and that's where I think I'll end this. Pip pip!
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