I got here 1 minute after 3:00pm -- 1 minute -- and she told me that they don't serve lunch anymore. So I threatened to leave, thinking full well she would ask me to stay and say "Okay, I'll let it slide this time..." but she didn't. Halfway to my car I realized I was hungry, so I returned and asked if I could look at the menu anyway.
Dammit.
I got the small portion of orange chicken which ended up being about the same price anyway. Despite the initial annoyance, I found it very tasty and scrumptious (did I just use the word scrumptious?), so I'm bumping my review up to a 4. Just make sure to get there PLENTY OF TIME before lunch ends at 3. Jeez.