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  • It's midnight and I walk into my Primrose hotel room and I have to wake up early tomorrow morning, and the guy in the next room is snoring so loudly that it's as if he's in my bed. So I call the front desk to see if I can switch rooms. Me: "The guy in the room next to me is the loudest snorer I've ever heard, and--" Front desk guy: "Ok, I'll send security right up." Me: "What? No. I just--" Desk: "Hold on." [hold music] Desk: "Ok, so we'll send security up." Me: "No! No, no. He's just a loud snorer. There's no need for security." Desk: "But if it's a noise complaint, we send security." Me: "What? No, that's ridiculous. It isn't his fault. I just want to see if there's another room I can go to." I went on hold again. He found another room, and I had to go downstairs to get the keys. So I do, carrying all my stuff. He looks at me and says, with total confusion: "You're checking out now?" This guy.
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