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| - Please note: This is a strip club, which automatically drops the review to three stars. I could name a hundred less depressing ways to spend my money in Vegas, but I won't. Instead, I will share a few important things about the elusive Spearmint Rhino:
- Free limo service from the strip. The limo is classy but sketchy (jet black with a small silver rhino slapped on the side) and the driver looks like a pro wrestler on roids (aka if you act stupid in the club, he can and will murder you).
- The space is huge. I think we walked through four or five rooms before arriving at our "table". Someone mentioned that 300 girls work here every night and, after seeing the size of this place, I believe it.
- Be prepared to spend. The drinks and "dances" are expensive, as expected, but what irks me are the service charges and ATM fees. Try to avoid these at all costs.
- Bathroom attendants. Again, this is expected but by gawd do I hate them.
In summary, if money and dignity are of no concern to you, then pack your wallet full of cash and get on the next available limo. If not, then find a more family-friendly money pit on the strip.
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