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  • RED ALERT - if you are over the age of 30, no matter how good the rate is...DON'T DO IT. The best thing about this hotel is it's potential..which it does not live up to. It has all the makings of a cool, modern retro experience but loses it's appeal in the fact that it is dirty, LOUD, unfriendly and incredibly inconvenient. Do not be confused - you are not signing up for a relaxing, sophisticated, enjoyable experience you are booking yourself into a low-end day drinking nightmare with all the d*****bag trappings. We had the misfortune of checking in on a Saturday amidst a "pool party". The music was so loud that we couldn't even have a conversation in our room while we got ready for dinner. This went on until 6:30 and then began the parade of idiots - full grown men with baby floaties around their biceps, sad girls with daddy issues walking up Buckboard Rd in their bikinis, beer bottles and food all over the place. It was gross. Plus this hotel is so concerned about people sneaking into their pool that it's almost impossible to get in or out of the parking lot without secret service credentials and a pool pass. The room was as dirty as the exterior - ...an old apple was left in our entertainment center, the A/C was so old and inefficient we laid in bed sweating all night and the thing was set at 65 degrees. The bed was comfortable enough but the sheets felt like plastic, like bed-wetting (I'm not kidding) repellent sheets. We were awoken 4 times during the night by loud drunk guests yelling down the halls. The next morning we had a great swim and relaxed by the pool ...until 9:30 a.m. when all the hungover guests came down and started downing beers again. This place needs to decide if it is a high end hotel destination or MTV Spring Break.
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