The McCarran airport is like a combination of Vegas headline acts:
Slot machine studded gate areas that are as noisy as the Blue Man Group.
Long security lines that can be as irritating as Celine Dion.
Gift shops that are as cheesy as Wayne Newton.
Passengers that are as diverse as Wayne Brady's impersonations.
Edible food options that are as scarce as Carrot Top's jokes.
Location to the Strip as close as Siegfried was to Roy.
Looking forward to checking out these "acts" again...