On the plus side, you won't have trouble finding a table. Yours, too, will most likely be vacated before too long.
I had the yogurt and cucumber dip. I was envisioning thick, zesty Greek-style yogurt with garlic and lemon in the background to compliment the crunchy fresh cucumber. I got plain ole yogurt (does the Dollar Store sell yogurt?) with cucumber. Should have paid attention to the name of the dish.
Also, if something possesses you to actually come here, save yourself the trouble and order a beer. I tried to order two different call drinks from their bar, but they didn't stock either liquor.