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  • So I had a grilled cheese from Melted for about the fifth or sixth time the other night and I was going to write a four-star review. I would have said that the sandwiches are very, very tasty, that they are sometimes a little on the greasy side, and that the price is just a little too high. Then I read Kell A's review and the response from the owner, David R. I highly, highly recommend that you read his response. It is HILARIOUS. While you should definitely read it yourself, I just want to draw your attention to one line that truly buggers the imagination: "You are not a food reviewer, you are not food critic, or a culinary expert, you don't run your own business and aren't an expert in running a mobile business. In other words, you are wholly unqualified to critique any of those things." That's right, customer: You are totally unqualified to judge whether a grilled cheese was good or not. I disagree. I think that I'm quite qualified to judge whether or not I like a grilled cheese. And while I like their standard sandwich just fine, Kell A. reminded me of just how awful the jalapeno popper grilled cheese it is. It sounds like a great idea, but the result is absolutely disgusting-- far too much drippy cream cheese, not enough cheddar, and a really off-putting relish that features carrots for some reason. Good lord is it nasty. Congratulations, David R.: Your decision to berate your customers has cost you two stars.
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