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| - First a few words on Vegas. In Vegas you get what you pay for more than any place else on earth. Truly you get what you tip for. Tip early in the relationship (i.e. bellmen, dealer, cabbies, limo drivers, bouncers, etc.) even if its just a couple bucks and you will receive plenty in return. If you want to walk around and admire, by all means . . . if you want to sit down or be a part of the action you have to pay. Once you understand and get past this part, the world that is Vegas can be your oyster! The first rule is budget extra money. Everything cost more. Second rule: get to know your hotel concierge. Unless your buddy's sister virtually runs the club you want to get into (Thanks Kiley), the concierge at a major hotel has some serious pull. My concierge at the MGM got me and my five friends (all guys by the way) into the VIP line at Tao and past the cover charge. If you know Vegas, you know that if you tried this by yourself (and you're not Jermaine Dupri or Jay Z) it would cost you $500.00 before you even got in the club! Guess where I'm staying from now on. They can get you past the lines, on to guest lists, VIP access, table service and past the cover charges and that is their job! You don't need to roll with a five to one girl to guy ratio in order to make your trip memorable. Though, it always helps.
Now Body English is a premier place to spend your early mornings! The party is best between 11:00pm and 2:00am. It will be overcrowded (especially on the dance floor) because that ensures its continued popularity. Its all about hype and image in Vegas. By the way the dance floor in every club will be full or that club will be called something else when you come back the next time. Keep in mind that most clubs in Vegas these days have paid employees to be on their dance floor dancing. They look normal (they took them out of the cages and for the most part out of the ridiculous outfits) If you're a guy, you've had to notice that group of twenty or so really hot women who never seem to come off the dance floor, want nothing to do with anyone else and seem to disappear after about two hours of straight groove cutting. That's them. At Body English they're pretty easy to spot because they all dance on this elevated platform on the dance floor at the foot of the main staircase. This is done on purpose. As you come down the staircase the really hot "employees" are dancing right in front of you so you automatically think, "This is a good spot!" Ignore them like you would a light fixture. That's business, you want the ladies there for fun. Now the VIP Room is fun but the real place to be is Table Service on the dance floor (Sounds crazy right). There are three tables in Body English roped off and right at the edge of the dance floor. Trust me when I say that every hot girl in the place will hit the dance floor at some point. Luckily these tables cannot be missed. Its very easy to catch a girl's eye and invite her and her friends to take a break with you and a Grey Goose Cosmo (You don't drink these, she does.) at your table. You'll pay through the nose ($250.00 to $400.00 a bottle) but you will be rewarded.
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