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  • Do you look at yourself in the mirror and wonder "how can I be 45% more princess-y?" Are you pushing 30 but the men in your social circle don't date girls over the age of 16? Have you ever wondered what it would be like to go through life looking like the girlfriend of a yakuza boss who is really a tyrannical space octopus from the universe of wind and ghosts? Do you not cry in perfect heart-shaped rainbow droplets? Do you want your crap to come out looking like Hello Kitty? Is there any nook or cranny on your body that is not pink or blonde or soft or fluffy like a kitty? Hate the idea society expects you to vote? If you have had these desires, and more, L'amour Beauty is your dream come true. This oasis is stocked to the gills with all manner of Japanese cosmetics, facial scrubs, eyelash kits, overnight masks, and hair accessories. You'll surely find something here that can buff off that Plain Jane exterior and reveal your true inner princess/nurse/Space Battleship Yamato wing commander self. That ribbing aside, L'amour Beauty is an utterly fascinating exploration into the massive and ruinously expensive efforts your East Asian sisters make to make you, owner of a sacred penis, feel truly Gangnam or Roppongi style. Seriously. Stop for a moment to appreciate it. Friendly service. And it seems to be your main source in Toronto of some high end Japanese products like Dolly Wink.
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