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  • So happy to see this place has very average reviews. I went today and did not enjoy one thing. I hate when I come home to review a place tho, and see that everyone else liked it. Then I have to wonder, is it me? Am I too particular? Anyway, judging by many other reviews, it is not just me. I ordered a very basic bacon and eggs with white toast. My friend ordered a plain waffle. Waffle was cold. Twice. Butter didn't even melt on it. There was one tiny dish of syrup, that barely covered half the waffle. My bacon was undercooked, sunnyside up eggs were broken and the toast was whole wheat, when I ordered white. And they only serve one slice. Who doesn't serve 2 slices of toast with breakfast? Wait, this gets comical. So I asked her for white toast. No problem. She brings back white toast. Then I see it's not buttered. I then asked for buttered white toast. Then she says I'll bring you some butter, as we only serve dry toast here. If that's the case, then shouldn't they say something in advance? Not everyone eats dry toast. I said then the toast will be cold, socan you please make me fresh, hot toast and butter it in the kitchen? She said they only have a butter oil liquid mix, so I'd probably not want that, but that she would bring me hot toast with butter on the side. I said fine. That order comes burnt with rock hard butter on the side. I said can I please have white toast that is not burnt with butter that isn't hard like a rock, so I could spread it. She said sure, she will try again. So I get white toast, at last, not burnt, not buttered, but now with melted butter on the side. Really. A dish of totally melted butter. Anyway, needless to say it took 4 times to get the toast order correct, and even then, it was served with liquid butter. Pathetic. If you can't fry an egg and not break it, and you can't serve hot, buttered toast, how can you claim to be a breakfast restaurant? And who ever said this place is reasonable must come from New York or Paris, because I found them overpriced. $2.75 for a cup of coffee. $8 for a smoothie. $12 for most egg dishes. This might have become the norm at these overrated, trendy restaurants, but it's definitely not reasonable in my world. BUT, even at half the price, I would not return.
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