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| - If you like eating good food in a disco with the beautiful plastic people who all look exactly the same,then this place is for you!
If you like a really great burger and spectacular service,this place is also for you.
I like the clean ambiance and their art installations.
The food and service is always on point.
I have to work myself up to go though,because for a resturant,the music is a bit on the loud side making dinner conversation almost impossible.Unless you like talking loud over a dinner table,me not so much.
That's the reason for the knocked off star on elsewhise a 5 star experience.
I find it somewhat comical that people will size up any new fish upon entering like some sort of doucebag/douchette jail holding pen.
I know I don't have the blonde hair,capped teef,bolt on boobies,nor am I attired in a slinky tube dress(which should be outlawed.Especially the "one shouldered"ones),however I am not the zoo animal on the loose either.Well,maybe I am.Maybe I just happen to be a very glamourous squid.
For all you know,I could be a Hugo Boss wearing axolotl.
Or mayhaps a binturong in Chanel.
No...I don't own any ugly assed mofugly Coach bags...
I have taste.
I'm here for the burger.
Why?
Because meat is murder.
Tasty tasty murder....
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