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  • Mermaid's A true Fremont Street staple! I don't think I have EVER been downtown without stoping in here. It's usually later in the evening during my quest for something to eat. The deep fried Twinkies are delectable, but hard to come by. Why are they ALWAYS out of Twinkies?? I picture the guy running the joint, "Hmmm today I will order 23 Twinkies, yeah, 23, that will be enough, don't want to order too many, 23 Twinkies for today will be good." WTF man? Get some more Twinkies! So moral of that story is Early Patron gets the deep fried Twinkie! So now that I don't have a Twinkie I've probably been in here about 5 minutes, let see, do a little mental math, yeah I've probably had at least 3 drinks by now. If you took a shower this week and have most of your teeth, the wait staff will descend on you like flies on shit with more free drinks than you can or should handle. Okay great, 'cause I like drinks and more than drinks I like free drinks, but the booze in these things, well I already know it doesn't come from a glass bottle....from the taste I'm guessing they have an alcohol secreting goat in the back. Who knows, hey it's free right? So yeah, the hot dogs are good, most of the people are friendly. I usually wind up talking to some random tourists in the food area, that's always a hoot. Why not 5 stars? Whew, this place isn't too friendly to the olfactory organ, but don't let that ruin your quest for free booze!
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