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| - This place an awful, Lord of the Flies inspired nightmare! To start off our experience right, they wouldn't honor the coupons we'd received from their email advertisement the night before, which was not a good sign. We would have left at that point if we weren't meeting friends there. They have special areas to keep the infants and toddlers safe, but the staff and absentee parents do nothing to enforce these rules, so you've got 8 year old children body slamming each other from piled up couch cushions and blindly hopping over walls where babies are crawling around. Most of the parents are sitting far away from the action snaking on the bland, overpriced food/drinks they serve, letting their kids run wild and barefoot, climbing backwards up slides, climbing up and jumping off the sides of the equipment, kicking each other on the slides, tripping and knocking down random kids in their way, and yanking the push cars away from smaller children just so they can run the cars into other smaller children playing nearby. If you're not into parenting your kids, then this is a great place to let them run around and terrorize others ... but if you love your kids, and you've tried to raise them right, and want to bring them home uninjured, then stay clear of the PlayGrounds "Thunderdome" Fun Zone in Glendale.
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