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| - OK, so check this out. I know I have been long dormant with the Yelp reviews (bad girl, BAD GIRL!), so to make it up to ya'll, I am now embarking on a casino-by-casino tour of my new hometown of LV, NV, and will include reviews of each as I tour them. Now, these will not include room stays, but just schlepping around the premises - eating, drinking, and checking out anything that moves or doesn't move. Got it? OK, let's proceed...
Review #8:
well, the super-creepy leering clown neon sign out front sets the stage for this joint; I suppose my advice to you before you come here is to gain 40 or so pounds, go clothes shopping at WalMart, and have 2 to 4 rugrats to drag along; if not, Circus Circus has plenty of low-end eateries to pack on the pounds, low-end touristy shops for the wardrobe, and I believe they even rent out loud & hyperactive children if you don't have any of your own; OK, I'll quit being mean now...; the place is surprisingly large; there's a strange separated annex building with more slot machines; a 2nd floor of low-end shops & eateries surrounds a humongous amusement area that I am sure most 4 to 10 year olds would love; best craft brew bet = shockingly, the Circus Spirits store has some decent craft 22 oz. bombers, including Tenaya Creek, at very reasonable prices
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