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  • I'm going to try and make this review somewhat short, sweet, and offensive because A - North End Pizza isn't worth my time reviewing and B - By the time you read this, the joint will probably be more closed than a virgin's legs at Christian camp. Okay; maybe it won't be THAT closed. But I don't anticipate North End Pizza being on the Food Network anytime soon either. The major problem with North End Pizza is that I ordered a large cheese pizza (I'm broke, alright!) and they ran out of large boxes! What does this mean for me; the consumer? It means that I get my ONE large pizza spread out in EIGHT different sandwich bags each labeled 'sorry' with washable marker. Okay; I'm lying. But I would have preferred that over stacking the pieces on top of each other over two medium boxes leaving me with ten dollars of soggy, almost inedible cheese pizza! For the reason listed above, I can't really bring myself to pat North End Pizza on the back for ANYTHING! I hear some praise for the cleanliness of the place, but how hard is it to keep a restaurant clean when nobody is ever in it? The only reason this place doesn't get the distinct honor of being my first ONE star review is because I used to go to church. I feel bad for failing restaurants with a nice work crew. You can listen to most of the other Harvard-graduate Yelpers on here and give North End Pizza a perfect review just because they play Cheatriot, I mean Patriot games. But let's be real about it. North End's Pizza is just like Boston, Massachusetts : Cheap and Characterless.
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